Space Sword Feud "Star Wars Episode VII: The game" The Last Hitman Princess "Something something something Square-Enix" Sid Meier's Terrorist Nightmare "Yet another game about how awesome the Murka military is with Sid Meier's name slapped on it."Įbony Samurai Psychiatrist "Basically Afro Samurai: The Game, but with more Dr Phil"
Romantic Moped – The Resistance "A WW2 bl visual novel about a german officer and a french moped mechanic." Phoenix Wright: Jetpack Police "You play as a member of the elite jetpack squadron of the police force, catching crooks so that they can be brought to justice in a court of law."
God of Spelling Murder "The stunning continuation of the God of War series in which Kratos learns the secrets of Spartan literacy." Irresistible Crossdressing Desperadoes "The newest title by quirky japanese publisher, (insert name here)."ĭangerous Fire Epidemic "The tale of an amateur firefighter finding his place in the world." Now available exclusively for the Xstation17Ubone in stunning 1080p." Kamikaze Plunger Showdown – In the midst of WWII, Japanese janitors must fight to the death to restore honor to their familyīoring Writing – The Revenge "The tripplest A title ever made. Prehistoric Vigilante Agent – You set off with your pet dinosaur and club to bring peace and justice to the land of neanderthalsįatal Skydiving Hunt – In a dystopian future, kids from 12 districts are forced to skydive from 20,000ft and fight to the death over one parachute Kung-fu Business Overlords – Your boss decides to give you a raise, but only if you can defeat the corporate Kung-fu overlords Insane NASCAR of the Blood God – Your favorite racing game, now with demonic sacrificesĪstral Wheelchair Deathmatch – Take to the stars in your wheelchair and battle alongside Stephen Hawkingįrankenstein's Bobsled Syndicate – After overthrowing his maker, Frankenstein organizes the best Bobsled team the world has ever seenĭuke Nukem: Sandwich of the Damned – Duke Nukem is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but he first must fill his stomach Show them that you've got pungs of steel!įor the glory of Nippon, fly your kamikaze fighter into the American fleet! Type words to avoid flak and machine gun fire, and steer your craft to an honorable death! Rappers want to show who's really the most fly, so they take to the skies and settle it in old biplanes! New in this game is the back seat pimp who can summon his hoes to work as wingmen, Gradius Option style!ĭuke wants a piece of some sexy little Asian number, but he has to win a Mahjong tournament first.
The story of a group of young Pagan children and the wacky adventures they dream up during sleepovers. They laughed at your moped, you'll laugh at their suffering.Īnubis takes some time out of the whole "god of the underworld" thing to show those puny mortals how to really do the shot put!
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